minus-squarekittenzrulz123MlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·edit-225 days agoBeautiful? Maybe. But I can guarantee that I can be a autistic and very clingy transfem gf with big boobs and masisve thighs
minus-squareDroechai@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·25 days agoIs Sweden an acceptable destination? I’m a bi-bear living with a bi-witch who has consented to a nonsexual-relationship twink living on our farm, but she would definitely prefer a big thighed woman instead
minus-squareZiglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·25 days agoA bear and witch sound like a lovely fairytale household that I’d enjoy having in my neighbourhood.
minus-squaretux7350@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·25 days agoBut what if I’m a bi-twink looking for a non-nonsexual relationship? :3
minus-squareDroechai@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·25 days agoSorry, you’ll have to find the release outside our relationship in that case :P
minus-squaretux7350@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·25 days agoHmm thats a tough call… Ill at least need some cute skirts to wear :3c
minus-squareKitlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·25 days agoI’m not a twink but these thighs don’t lie. When do I buy my plane ticket?
minus-squareDroechai@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·25 days agoClosest airport is Kallax (IATA: LLA, ICAO: ESPA), just let us know when you get here and we’ll pick you up
minus-squareKitlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·25 days ago50/50 shot of living on a farm or getting axe murdered. I’ll take those odds. Brt.
minus-squareDroechai@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·25 days agoWell, we don’t own pigs and the goats, bunnies and horses aren’t as good at getting rid of bodies so it’s probably 70-30 in favor of life :)
minus-squareDroechai@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·25 days agoHorse is Vilda and the goat is Baphomet :) Baphomet is due for a kid any day now!
minus-squareRozaŭtunolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·24 days agoDon’t fall for it! They put banana on pizza. It’s not a safe place.
minus-squareDroechai@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·24 days agoWait until you tried pizza with chicken, banana, curry powder, sour cream and peanuts. It’s heaven
minus-squaresecret300@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·24 days agoHad me at autistic and clingy too bad I’m stuck in this shit hole too
Beautiful? Maybe. But I can guarantee that I can be a autistic and very clingy transfem gf with big boobs and masisve thighs
you had me at big boobs and thighs
Is Sweden an acceptable destination? I’m a bi-bear living with a bi-witch who has consented to a nonsexual-relationship twink living on our farm, but she would definitely prefer a big thighed woman instead
A bear and witch sound like a lovely fairytale household that I’d enjoy having in my neighbourhood.
But what if I’m a bi-twink looking for a non-nonsexual relationship? :3
Sorry, you’ll have to find the release outside our relationship in that case :P
Hmm thats a tough call… Ill at least need some cute skirts to wear :3c
I’m not a twink but these thighs don’t lie. When do I buy my plane ticket?
Closest airport is Kallax (IATA: LLA, ICAO: ESPA), just let us know when you get here and we’ll pick you up
50/50 shot of living on a farm or getting axe murdered.
I’ll take those odds. Brt.
Well, we don’t own pigs and the goats, bunnies and horses aren’t as good at getting rid of bodies so it’s probably 70-30 in favor of life :)
Sweden works :3
You are most welcome
Omg. What are their names?
Horse is Vilda and the goat is Baphomet :) Baphomet is due for a kid any day now!
Don’t fall for it!
They put banana on pizza. It’s not a safe place.
Wait until you tried pizza with chicken, banana, curry powder, sour cream and peanuts. It’s heaven
:0
Had me at autistic and clingy too bad I’m stuck in this shit hole too