Probius@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · edit-24 days agoI wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up153
arrow-up153message-squareI wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.Probius@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squarei_dont_want_tolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoI’ll keep this in my back pocket next time my partner has the hiccups. I’ll massage her prostate and report back.
I’ll keep this in my back pocket next time my partner has the hiccups. I’ll massage her prostate and report back.