Probius@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · edit-22 months agoI wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up154
arrow-up154message-squareI wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.Probius@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squarei_dont_want_tolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI’ll keep this in my back pocket next time my partner has the hiccups. I’ll massage her prostate and report back.
I’ll keep this in my back pocket next time my partner has the hiccups. I’ll massage her prostate and report back.