The genocide and deportation weren’t bad before because 2020-2024 were The Biden Years, and everything was good during the Biden years. Nothing anti-queer happened those years either because A Democrat Was In Office, so just remember how good we had it then. Deporting and imprisoning immigrants wasn’t bad during those years either because I’m sure Biden treated them nicely because he was a Democrat, and therefore, a nice person. Just like Harris, who was also nice. And Walz who only called the National Guard on Black protestors because he knew it was right for them, in all his wisdom as a Democrat.
But now. Now genocide is bad again because the onarge man is in office, the man who shits in a diaper and looks weird. Did I mention he’s orange? And also fascist? Unlike Democrats, who are progressive in every way and never appear to be fascist. Don’t you understand democrats only voted against trans people because we have to play The Game? We have to win the elections! We really, really want to win elections! We don’t want to win so badly that we would stop supporting an unpopular genocide or deporting latinx people, but other than that … we REALLY want to win you guys, so won’t you please donate to us and vote harder for us in the future? We need to make an even bigger flashing globe next time to win so that people won’t remember all the dead and dying brown children they saw in their feed, which again, was good because those were the Biden years, the Democrat years, as a reminder, therefore good!
And America good! We need to save America! Because America has only ever been good. We Civilized the indigenous people, put the black people to work, and don’t forget that if you suspect your latinx neighbors of not showing enough party devotion to us, the Democrats, you should call ICE. Yes, you should call ICE just like they suggested on reddit and facebook because we need workers in this country and things haven’t been so good since the 13th amendment, and we need to use that “except as” to our advantage. That’s our goal. To reach across the aisle in a bipartisan effort to preserve the important things America really stands for.
So never forget how good things were during the Biden years and how bad things are now. In case you need some help, I’ve made a helpful flow chart:
Democrats -> good things
Republicans -> bad things
Now get out there and remember to tell people they’re bots if they say bad things about The Party!
Wtf is this shit?
Satire. I don’t really like our single-party genocidal slave state or agree with the things it stands for, which I referenced above.
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Yes, liberals and capital-D Democrats are clowns that unironically believe the OP. You get it.
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OP is pissed off that nobody likes them because they didn’t vote or protest voted for Trump so they’re ranting against a strawman.
That’s false, but why do you come in here and assume that? Why do you hear criticism and immediately feel compelled to come up with some imaginary crime OP committed?
In simple terms, some of us don’t like when bad things happen, and think bad things are bad no matter who does them. There are a lot of people who just do a tribalistic “Trump bad Biden good” and ignore bad things from Biden. I think we can mostly agree that Biden’s better than Trump, but that doesn’t excuse the bad things he did and that Kamala promised to keep doing. If we care about stopping bad things, we have to be willing to see when the “good side” do bad things too.
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Yes, satire does tend to be imaginary because that’s how hyperbole works. If you’re not doing the things being satirized, good for you, you don’t have to tell everyone that you’re not doing that and that it’s strawmanning you. At least, I assume that’s what you’re doing, because why else would you care?
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Heart to heart here: we both want the same things, I think. I’m also trans, I’m also scared of emboldened Republicans. I’m not trying to distract from the horrible things they’re doing, but we can criticize multiple things at once. I voted Democrat in the last election, because I wanted to avoid what we’re getting now. However, it is important to know that the Democrats are no saviors, merely a less bad option. I want the kinds of people who blindly support the dems to say bad things are bad no matter who does it, because then we can more easily build solidarity and political momentum to change things. I’m probably not gonna heavily focus on it for the next 4 years, but, assuming we still have elections in the future, the Democrats will probably win decent control, and I want people to pressure them to actually do things and not be content with them merely being not Trump.
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why are you here yelling at us?