BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square250fedilinkarrow-up1633
arrow-up1633imageI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square250fedilink
minus-squarepopulustreelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 month ago if i mess up, this thing will force my body through a 5 in. gap. which isn’t totally unfeasable
minus-squarepopulustreelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 month agolike a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoAt least the hot dog is still edible
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoI’m sure some sea creatures were more than happy to eat pureed human
which isn’t totally unfeasable
Jesus. What a way to go
like a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really
At least the hot dog is still edible
I’m sure some sea creatures were more than happy to eat pureed human