• TotallynotJessicaM
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        17 hours ago

        I suddenly had a vision of Santa as a mob boss:

        He’s making a list

        writes down names in a lil black book

        He’s checking it twice!

        hands the book to a grizzled elf with an eyepatch and gives a nod

        He’s gonna find out who’s naughty and nice!

        criminals meet up to trade Christmas themed drugs for whores

        Santa Clause is coming to town!

        godfather style montage of elf assassins taking out traitors on Christmas day

    • NullNet
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      21 hours ago

      Depends, if it’s just some cute chaos, then yes still good girl! But if you are like committing war crimes , then the Council of Femcels will have to render judgement.