I bet Mr. Gruff (and while I’m at it, Baphomet) has goat powers like being able to digest just about anything, and walk up slight inclined walls and cliffsides.

If you see someone who is grumpy and bitter rather than trying to witness to them (which doesn’t work — we all force-fed Jesus the way we force feed geese) try bringing them cookies or inviting them to the community barbecue.