• Snot Flickerman
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    4 days ago

    …and then you start singing All Star by Smash Mouth at the judge.

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      3 days ago

      SomeBODY once told me

      The world was gonna roll me

      I’m only a stochastic parrot

      She was looking kinda dumb

      Drawing those extra thumbs

      And insisting that the L was on your head

      Well, the slop starts coming and it don’t stop coming

      Steal all the books so you hit the ground running

      Didn’t make sense but I still got funds

      Stole so much art but it still looks dumb

      So much to steal, not much for free

      So what’s wrong with my copyright cheat

      You’ll never know where your power flowed

      Just wait on my uranium glow!

      Hey now, you’re a slop star

      Regulators get played

      Hey now, you’re a great mark

      But Sam Altman got paid

      All that matters is growth

      And that journalists all get rolled