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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago

Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs

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Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a new bill that bans the word “gay” from being used in any Christmas songs past or present, sources confirmed.
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    Fuck, yeah it got me too

    (in fairness i’m tipsy rn)

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      I think this site also had a really funny article about an alpha male that touched a tampon and ended up in an ER.

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        Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons

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        damn, good thing I’m a woman. sending my condolences to the victim and his family

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          Bro had UHC too

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      100% something they’d do, which makes it even easier to swallow the onion

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