Template: Evil Kermit (Kermit the Frog on the left faces a Kermit lookalike on the right. The lookalike has his eyes covered by a black cowl, giving him a mysterious, Sith-like appearance.)

Text above Kermit: “Me: *Supposed to be shopping for warm-weather clothes*”

Text below the lookalike: “Me to me: ‘I could always use another hoodie…’”