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minus-squarecannibalkittehlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·2 months agoI used to try to make it as awkward as possible. Condoms, lube, a bottle of wine, and whatever phallic fruit I could find.
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minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoYou have to follow up any looks or double takes with something exra. “Oh don’t worry. That’s for after.” wiggles eyebrows
minus-squarehungryphroglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoBuying a dog collar & leash would add some awkwardness points.
I used to try to make it as awkward as possible. Condoms, lube, a bottle of wine, and whatever phallic fruit I could find.
You have to follow up any looks or double takes with something exra.
“Oh don’t worry. That’s for after.” wiggles eyebrows
Buying a dog collar & leash would add some awkwardness points.