• cannibalkitteh
    35·
    1 month ago

    I used to try to make it as awkward as possible. Condoms, lube, a bottle of wine, and whatever phallic fruit I could find.

    • Miles O'Brien@startrek.websiteEnglish
      12·
      1 month ago

      You have to follow up any looks or double takes with something exra.

      “Oh don’t worry. That’s for after.” wiggles eyebrows

    • hungryphrog
      2·
      1 month ago

      Buying a dog collar & leash would add some awkwardness points.