• BougieBirdie
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    2 hours ago

    I bought a bidet. Now I only want to shit at home.

    It’s like a paradox.

    • SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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      2 hours ago

      It’s great, like an ice-cold firehose blasting my butt till it’s clean, then just hop in the shower and do final rinses