“I must’ve been the first one, I followed that storm right in,” the former president said. “I saw the devastation, it was a travesty, it was viscous, it was water. The water was the worst we’d ever seen. It was a water hurricane, that’s what it was.”
“Sweetie, it’s not water, it’s PEE, and for the millionth time, Melania won’t do that anymore because she’s got the recordings of you!! Got it?! Here’s a cheeseburger. “ - I don’t know