CINCINNATI—Moments after he frantically nailed two-by-fours across the closed door of the bedroom he shares with his wife, vice presidential candidate JD Vance issued a dire warning Wednesday, alerting the public that millions of women may vote under the influence of menstrual madness. “If they are permitted to cast ballots, then we risk allowing the […]
This one fuckin got me. Are they sure this didn’t actually happen?
I think it has. In his head. The Onion just has an advanced scoop.