god I hate living in utah everyone here is mormon

  • Ashelyn
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    3 months ago

    I believe the wording is “drinks which burn the throat” which naturally means:

    • ❌ Coffee
    • ❌ Alcoholic drinks
    • ❌ Coca Cola
    • ❌ Hot tea
    • ❌ Chai lattes
    • ✅ Sprite, other non-caffeinated soft drinks
    • ✅ Hot Chocolate
    • ✅ Kombucha
    • ✅ Energy drinks???
    • ✅ Herbal Tea (even while hot, but mostly if you’re sick as a home remedy)

    Most of the focus is interpreted as “contains caffeine and/or alcohol” but the wording is vague enough that it leaves for a lot of weird wiggle room people try to argue (based on convenience usually). It’s quite silly