• kittenzrulz123
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    3 months ago

    That why the Romans won so many wars, their enemies were clearly distracted :3

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      But then how do you explain the Roman victory over the naked Gaesatae in the Battle of Telamon?

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        3 months ago

        Nudity is barbaric; you have to tactically show your goods. Tease them, or it’s just clinical, tbh.