• hungryphrog
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    2 months ago

    What about sea salt & gunpowder? Someone might question your masculinity and sexual orientation otherwise!

    • bluewing@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      Ahh, you are a manly man and ready for Duke Cannon Naval Supremacy bar soap or perhaps Victory! is more for you.

      ***Google Duke Cannon for an amusing marketing strategy of men’s products. Who doesn’t want a Big Ass Bar of Soap?

    • Sabata@ani.social
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      2 months ago

      Hear me out, gunpowder and ozone so you smell like what astronaut say space smells like.