A loose adaptation of The Seven Samurai and the Magnificent Seven in which a recent parolee named Bravo (Danny Trejo) sets out to round up his old posse to save a woman’s ranch from a ruthless drug lord. Only problem is that all his desperado friends are dead. So, with the help of a Mexican witch (Terri Hoyos), he resurrects them for one last mission only to find out that wrangling the dead is a lot like herding cats.
I am absolutely in the tank for this one.