• Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    3 months ago

    I’m reading plural incidents.

    I want to know how many time he successfully dino-lifted a gun and got away with it before he was caught.

    If the number is more than zero, well done Mr. Dino-Grabber Suspect, well done!

    • SSTF@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      The number was, in fact, zero. (The story is made up. It circulates around every so often with the same mugshot that came from a real, but very different case.)